Tainted Wisdom

Hillary and the White Male Voter

I am a white male voter, and if I must choose between Hillary or Barack, I shall vote for Barack. Why? Because Hillary is a white, middle-aged woman with an attitude and white, middle-aged women with attitudes are symbols of sexual denial for white male voters. Every time I see Hillary on TV, thoughts of sexual repression immediately enter my mind. I know this is psychologically wrong of me, but I can’t help it. Let me state the facts in support of my unfair stereotyping of this well-achieved female politician:

1. Bill did cheat on her. Can you say Monica Lewinsky? I have always wondered if Bill would have cheated had Hillary been softer and sweeter to him, had given him all the sex he needed? I don’t know the answer, but my gut tells me she could have been softer and sweeter.
2. White, middle-aged women are anecdotally renown for denying their husbands the sex they need. I’ve been friends with a lot of married, middle-aged guys over the years, and the majority have admitted that sex with their wives has been on a downward slope since getting married. They all seem to claim that sex was a daily thing while dating, and then came the kids, the daily stress, and all that. They are left yearning. This is why, in my opinion, white, married, middle-aged men are always being caught visiting prostitutes.
3. Hillary radiates the anger and vindictiveness that is stereotypically part of the psyche found in a woman that has lost her youth and beauty. For some reason, there is so much similarity between Hillary and the witch that gives Snow White the poison apple.
   
   

I could go on with additional points, but I won’t. I think I’ve made my point. Just imagine if Jennifer Garner ran for President and was debating against Barack. Now contrast this image with Hillary debating Barack. Get my point? It may not be fair for me to feel this way, but I’ve got to tell you I’m not alone. A lot of white male voters have agreed with what I am saying. It is a sad truth, but Hillary represents sexual repression to us white boys. Granted there is still some fear of black males in us. Black males represent the theft of our white women in our collective subconscious. But, we have come a way towards overcoming this prejudice.